We know why you’re really here.
You put up with my unhinged rants and 5,000-word essays about vocabulary on the off-chance you get a crack at the good stuff. Suffer no more, because Ozzy and Ziggy finally have their own Instagram page.
On top of the boys’ antics, we also have a cast of supporting characters. Like the jays who ask for peanuts by knocking twice on our windows, or the posse of semi-tamed squirrels who run circles around the boys.
It’s named Garden of Lay, in honor of our dearly-departed Layla.
https://www.instagram.com/gardenoflay
No politics! Just raw unfiltered and wholesome cottage-core animal goodness.
While you’re at it, you can follow me there too I guess. I intend to use it as bait to reel in unsuspecting new readers through a combination of thirst traps and writing snippets. My primary platform will not budge away from being here on Substack.
Someone recently posted a survey asking which was preferred, dogs or cats. I responded that it depended on how they were prepared, which was apparently not the right answer.
The cats clearly have your tongue, at least some times ... 😉🙂